Friday, November 7, 2008

KWF Raw!

For best effect, clear your throat and read in your best nitro-announcer voice...

Welcome to the Kazel Wresting Federation Thursday night event! In this corner: It's the dynamic duo of Super AJ and TNT (Tough as Nails Toddler). Facing off against the big... the bad... the Monster Daddy!


Unfortunately for Super AJ, his tag team partner TNT has the attention span of a toddler, leaving him to battle on his own.


Monster Daddy quickly sensed an opportunity and proceeded to tie Super AJ in his trademark "Figure 4" leg lock.


Undaunted, Super AJ twisted free and went on the offensive, sticking a wet finger in Monster Daddy's ear.

Clearly outraged, Monster Daddy asked, "Where do you learn to do a wet willy?"

And that's when my wrestling prodigy sold me out. "From Mommy."

The battle continued for a few minutes longer, but clearly Monster Daddy had the upper hand. That left Super AJ with no other choice than to pounce with his best move of all. Wrapping his arms around Monster Daddy's neck, he gave him a kiss and said, "I love you, Daddy!"

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