What happened to my dream kitchen?

I realize my kitchen is less than five years old, but I took a look at it this weekend and decided it really needs a makeover. Don't get me wrong, the cupboards and appliances are all still great. But it's just not as functional as I'd imagined it would be. In fact, at times, cooking in it can be a real challenge. The traffic flow is a bit congested, and collanders and spatulas seem to disappear without notice from drawers whose handles are always sticky.

Maybe I should send this photo to Better Homes and Gardens. They could run it along with an article entitled, "Kitchens: the new living room."

Ironically, I suspect if I just wait a few years, my kitchen will seem good as new.